Torture Chamber

Once a month I run a torture chamber thingy
Well not deliberately... silly
I give my Mum and now my Dad a Spa, vibrating bubbly foot bath in warm water, not painful at all.
Then
I rigorously rub in a lovely cream, that just happens to have pumas in it! This is the squirmy, uncomfortable bit. but it does not hurt me at all!!!
Then I snip and trim nails, and seldom see blood!
Then comes a soothing cool moisturising cream
Happy pink feet as soft as babies bums ( why do they say that!)
A bonus is that my hands are lovely and smooth.
Nae bother, and happy customers.... I think...