Sometimes My vision loss can cause me quite a bit of problems, and because some of my sight on the left is just not there I see £ 99.00 instead of what it is actually £199.00 ! wow what a bargain....
But there are time when my mistakes just make me laugh out loud, and lets face it, you have to have a sense of humour!!!
I was standing waiting a bus stop, looking across the road at a shop sign and said 'Archive' 'What, does that mean? What do they sell?... But what it said ( my friends told me) was 'Achievers'... Still did not know if the sold anything, but my mistake was funny... at the time!
But today I got this E-mail, and thought I'd share some of it with you
1) The bandage was wound around the wound.
2) The farm was used to produce produce ..
3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
4) We must polish the Polish furniture.
5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.
6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present
8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
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Reminds me of a "Glasgow accent" story. Kid on train asking mother, "Is that Ayr over there?" Comes out like, "Is 'at Err err err?" The mother answers, "Naw. 'At's no' Err err err." Then pointing in another direction says, "Err Err err err".
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